1) Avoid anything faintly political…if it’s political, it’s a no go, because, obviously, it reflects what we’re taught. And you’re not supposed to buck the idea of the mainstream.

2) Godsdamnit! Is not accepted. A few damns might be, a few ‘dear Lords,’ but no damning Gods…notice the use of the plural there.

3) Any discussing of cliques is off. They don’t exist.

4) Deviant sexuality isn’t a topic you can discuss either. It doesn’t reflect the sheep’s view we’re supposed to take about everything.

5) Not too much blood, but if it’s an epic battle scene it doesn’t matter.

6) Poetry is greatly appreciated. Everyone needs to hear about you and your girlfriend/boyfriend issues.

7) Coloured art is greatly appreciated. Black and white photocopies really show the depth of shading that you put into the art.

8) We appreciate you submitting something…

9) But the page limit is ten pages back and front.

10) READABLE TEXT! Enough said.

11) Please edit it before you submit it. We love works that haven’t been edited.

12) But please, do submit. And don’t let the fact that we get angst out the ears in poetry form, a minimal amount of prose, and tones of un-inked art work stop you from submitting the above works.